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Aggressive Christianity Missions Training Corps
Clip Art for Christ. Christian literature is easy entertainment, sure, so long as it’s on your own terms. For instance, I didn’t particularly enjoy reading the psalms tacked up in my born-again sister’s bathroom, but I do enjoy thumbing through X-ian lit. on my own hopper. But for those times when you’re spending more than a few minutes on the bowl, those Jack Chicks just ain’t enough. Enter the Aggressive Christianity Missions Training Corps.
Some joker signed me up with the ACMTC about two years ago; I receive packages every few months. While your average Christian tracts sport headlines like, “If being a Christian were a crime, could they convict you?” ACMTC doesn’t f__k around with cliches. Instead, they try for the fringe heretics with pitches like “Rough and Tough, You Think You’re Hot Stuff? Then Join the Army of God!…Why be a REBEL for Satan?” Furthermore, they’re pretty contemporary with gems like: “As if stealing booze and getting drunk wasn’t enough for the emerging GENERATION X. Now it has come to drinking human blood and eating human flesh through cannibalism.” How else can you eat human flesh if not through cannibalism? Yowser, that’s priceless!
The ACMTC is easily the most entertaining mailing list I’m on. In addition to the one-page brochures, you’ll also get the tabloids Tribal Call, Words of the Spirit, Wisdom’s Cry and, my favorite, Battle Cry Sounding. While the latter proclaims the ACMTC “an un-gunned army,” the others suggest a fine line between militia and congregation.
Often hateful, always intolerant and ever-patriotic, ACMTC materials are perfect clip art fodder for zine types and great crapper material for everyone else. Think of it this way: it may represent everything you oppose, but it’s also a few bucks in printing and postage that they’ll waste on you.
–JK
People of Notoriety
[an e-mail addressed to the Generals:]
People!
I’m a pagan! Lucifer is our protagonist, unlike your Christ that you believe in.
The reason for this letter is to let [sic] you know that we ran across your web site right under aggressive christianity missions training corps. After reading all we could find on you people—all the chat rooms, bulletin boards, web sties and message boards, you people are a people of notoriety. I especially took interest in your “Pathological Antagonists” article, well thought out, well written Mr. Green.
I don’t know who MS is but who ever [sic] she is, she appears to be your main antagonist. It seems that this woman has one thing in mind—to discredit and destroy you people. All of her accusations and related spin offs portray you people, especially the generals, as noble enemies of society, apocalyptic!
Planetary Liberty
Strangely Silent
Dear Pagan,
It takes all kinds to make up this world. Why not join ACMTC and find real “liberty”? CHRIST IS THE ANSWER.
We’re quite aware of all the publicity available on the internet. This “notoriety”, as you call it, works two ways: it exposes the true motives of our antagonists (i.e., to discredit and destroy us), and lets us be more deeply acquainted with Christ’s sufferings. Plus, persecution builds strong Christian character. Few in this hour, especially here in the West, will fellowship Christ’s sufferings.
May I tease my readers for just a moment? MS’s “acclaim to fame” is her “SHED” story: we supposedly locked her up for 10 weeks (some places she implies that it was 24 weeks!), fed her 6 stale peanut butter sandwiches a day ONLY, never allowed her to take a bath, blah, blah, blah. This pathetic lie has been told and retold hundreds of times over the years by her and her fellow antagonists. I have many newspaper articles carrying this 20 million dollar LIE! This “SHED” story (lie!) is the main theme throughout all her interviews in the media—radio, TV, newspapers, and, of course, word of mouth: “They held me captive! Boo hoo! Feel sorry for me!”
Isn’t it strange (of course, you don’t know what I know, and this is my tease!) that in the 5 handwritten letters to me and my wife, General Deborah Lila Green, there is not ONE, I said ONE mention of the “shed”? Four letters were written while she was in “captivity” and one shortly after she was ASKED TO LEAVE BY ME!
The “SHED” is strangely silent in these letters—it doesn’t pop up at all. Why? Good question. It appears that I must write a book about this “SHED HEAD”.
After the airing of the Dr. Phil Show (Sept. 21, 2006) in which MS implied to an audience of millions that we held her “captive” for 24 weeks, our website was tremendously visited and has been ever since. Thank God! There is a great public interest in this aspect of the TV show. So, you see, all those sites out there can work together for OUR GOOD—they contradict much of what she said on the show, and the letters I’ve got are real DAMNING…
“I’m Still Skeptical, But…”
General Jim,
After reading all of your articles posted in your mailbag section and also Mr. B. Shank’s webpage, pieces of the puzzle are coming together. I watched the Dr. Phil telecast and I must admit grew very angry towards your group there in New Mexico. But after going to your webpage I realized that there is more to this “shed story” than what was presented by the lady who said you held her captive.
I’m still skeptical, but some of your refutations (yours, Capt. R. Johnson’s, Brad Shank’s) cut through a lot of my skepticisms.
Was or was not this lady held against her will by you guys?—her whole argument hinges on this question. Who is telling the truth? If she really was forced to live in that small shed and eat only a few sandwiches a day, without a bathroom or water, why doesn’t she charge you people for imprisoning her? I hope you publish my letter.Dale, T.G.
Dear Dale,
You have your wish, your letter is posted. It is impossible to put up all letters we get. I select one here, one there. This section of our webpage is not intended to become an all-consuming hobby of mine.
Let me repeat once again what I’ve already posted. Here is a quote from the Dr. Phil Show of Sept. 21, 2006—a small portion at the end of his opening speech:
“[MS] says her worst punishment was being locked in a windowless shed for 10 weeks with only stale peanut butter sandwiches.”
This “peanut butter sandwiches” theme runs throughout all, I said ALL of her stories presented in the many TV and newspaper interviews.
Allow me to quote just one or two old newspaper statements here. The following is from an article written by Dale Vargas in the Sacramento Bee, March 16, 1988 issue.
“A 39-year-old Sacramento woman is suing FLM [i.e., ACMTC] claiming the unorthodox Christian group held her CAPTIVE for 6 months last year…”
“[MS] who had been a member of the group since 1982 was VIRTUALLY IMPRISONED last January…”
“During that time, her diet consisted of small, stale peanut butter sandwiches . . . For 6 months, she said, she was not allowed to bathe or have any hot water. Frequently she did not have access to a bathroom.”
This is what MS herself told the reporter. This ought to get any person in his or her right mind to start thinking.
CAPTIVE—VIRTUALLY IMPRISONED—NOT ALLOWED TO BATHE. Why even bother asking for hot water, MS, if we forbade you from bathing? Oh, maybe she needed hot water to wash down those 6 stale peanut butter sandwiches—maybe? This brings us to food for thought:
“Food for Thought”
Many times MS claims she was fed 6 stale peanut butter sandwiches a day for 10 weeks, no water was mentioned for drinking. This would add up to 420 sandwiches.
In other places, MS seems to claim that she was fed 6 stale peanut butter sandwiches a day for 6 months, no drinking water being mentioned. This would add up to 1086 sandwiches. Not bad! At times she says she had only minimal access to a toilet, and in some places she seems to imply that she had no access to a toilet. In either case, I guess she must have released her bowels (at least somewhat) in the corner of that dirty ol’ dark shed, or she MUST have held her bowels for, perhaps, the entire 10 weeks? or even 24 weeks? If this is the case—that she held her bowels—she ought to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for holding in either 420 or 1086 peanut butter sandwiches without having to go to the bathroom!
MS doesn’t mention what the other ladies ate. Capt. R. Johnson stayed the entire duration in the “shed” with MS…what did she eat? MS never tells us. Let us just guess—she ate the same number of sandwiches as MS. If this was true, then both of them together consumed 840 sandwiches in 10 weeks or for 24 weeks it would be 2172 peanut butter sandwiches—with no drinking water mentioned. Let us say that they did release their bowels in the shed’s corner… For more letters and information on the PX2 FILES visit — AggressiveChristianity.Net
